The Real Super Saiyan – (Parody To Eminem’s – The Real Slim Shady)

All ye Dragonball fans out there …hope u guys are gonna love this one …… couldn’t resist but put it down in my blog 🙂 ( source : http://www.dbsilver.com/humor/lyrics.php)

Will the real super saiyan please power up?
I repeat, Will the real super saiyan please power up?
We’re gonna have a problem here-

Ya’ll act like you never seen a super saiyan before,
Flying out the door,
Getting hurt worse than before,
Just like Cell and Vegeta did more,
Than a normal spar, that’s a bore,
More interesting would be to watch Mr. Satan snore……

It’s the return of Freiza, oh wait, no way, you’re kidding, Trunks didn’t take him as quick as we think he did, did he?

And then King Cold said, nothing you baka King Cold’s dead he’s locked in Krillin’s basement (haha)

World’s had enough of Androids (18,19,20)
Even the creator’s lame, I swear, this ain’t a game
Look at them flying around who knows where, and who really cares (hey, but their so strong though)

They probably got a few screws up in their heads loose, but that’s no worse than what’s goin’ on in Master Roshi’s bedroom
Sometimes saiyans just want to watch t.v. and just let loose but they can’t, cause they got too much saving’ the world to do

A Nameks on your ship,
A Nameks on your ship,
And if your lucky, he might just heal you up real quick,

And this is the message Trunks delivers to little kids
If it’s a bad guy, on his head, take a whiz

Of course, it’s gonna happen in the course of a fight, they saw Gohan do it before, right?

They ain’t nothing’ but saiyans, well, some of them super saiyan who like to snag girls with good looks and strong hands

But if Goku can kill Freiza then, why can’t we resurrect Yamcha and Tien again?

But if we want the Dragon
Get the balls
Sing the chant, here’s the call

(Chorus)
You’re the super saiyan, the real super saiyan, you ain’t playin, we know you’re the saiyan, so won’t the real super saiyan please power up, please power up, please power up
(Repeat 1x)

Have to be strong to be a super saiyan, kill your best friend, that’s what we’re playin

Ya think Goku cared about Krillin? I do, since he kinda went super saiyan for him

But Yamcha, if you went super saiyan, wouldn’t it be weird?
Why? So you can cheer and jeer
While he makes a fool of himself up in here
And sit him next to capsule corporation gears
But Bulma Briefs better switch him chairs, so he can sit next to Vegeta and Lunch and hear
How they’re planning to take over the world this year

Lunch, that little airhead, who thinks she can super saiyan,
Although if she sneezes again that might be what she’s playing

But then theirs Bulma, who is even scarier-
What did Vegeta have to do to get super saiyan Trunks
here?

Also theirs Goku, although all he does is annoy you……
And since when has marriage been a food, too?

There are a few just-like saiyans, who act like them, trying’
to get chick’s like them, fuse like them, but then again,
they sing like them, just might be just like them, but hey, the next best things sorta like them……………………

(Chorus)
You’re the super saiyan, the real super saiyan
You ain’t playin’, we know you’re the saiyan
So won’t the real super saiyan please power up, please power up, please power up,
(Repeat 1x, and then fade on 2nd repeat)

6 responses to “The Real Super Saiyan – (Parody To Eminem’s – The Real Slim Shady)

  1. rocking mama ….. absolutely rocking …one heck of a find u got there ra baba

  2. The Real Flute Player

    lol so funny haha Please Power up please power up please power up!

  3. Benito Martinez

    LMAO em gotta be pissed

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