Monthly Archives: January 2006

The prequel to the one on Felicity

I am really desperate to make a post on Felicity … but if I do so now ……it would be destined to stay putt until 5th Feb. …….so…………..just wondering what would happen to the non-felicity bizarre events and ideas in my one-helluva mad monkey life ๐Ÿ˜‰ until 5th.

Isliye … andukani …… therefore ….I will sum up all the non-sense , monkey-crap (sry IV ….i know this one sounds cliche’ to ya) ,et al in this one post before I decide to write a good one (hopefully) on the fete where the fun never sets ๐Ÿ˜€


Okay Prof.N’s probably pissed off at the world …

  1. …of late he asked me to prepare the key for the DSP mid-sem paper …n when i did so ….he singled out one sum and decreed that the soln. ‘s (the method used)wrong !! And a couple of days later , he mailed me the same (almost same) solution as the correct one !(The last 3 lines are enuf to lay the mighty ol’ smackdown on my arse ……. if they fall before the wrong eyes)
  2. The DSP class starts at 8:30AM and he closes the door at around 10 seconds past 8:30 AM ….may God save the second year students from the cataclysms associated with the attendance-rule!

Mr.S has a knack to screw up everything (like say …campaigning for eg.)…. n there r buggers who give a palli (peanut) – sized priority to Felicity but dont mind doin’ shit to promote their own interests …. oh boy!!
I really shouldn’t continue on this track lest my Crypt-Master persona takes over ๐Ÿ˜‰

Yeah! Thnx. IV for truly inspiring me to use colours in my post ๐Ÿ˜€

R needs more help with the fest-work man … so all ya folks who want to help …. just go n help …..’coz after evrything’s done ..dont want him to be completely drained of life …u see need him for the inter-batch sports thing later on ๐Ÿ™‚

And really gr8 of John Cena to win the 6-man elimination chamber showdown at WWE… one legendary match-up that was !! But too bad he was swindled out of his RAW championship by Edge and VinceMcMahon.That must rank among the most unfair cheating-routines ever in WWE history :-X

Btw I would surely rate these WWE guys (current and former) as the chaps with (AS THE ROCK SEZ ;)) a True-Blue ELECTRIFYING attitude …top 5

  1. The Rock
  2. Hitman
  3. John Cena
  4. Austin
  5. Gold Berg


Oh well .. one big Felicity post coming up in a few days ๐Ÿ˜€ …..


Definiton :
“Exablog is defined as an arbitrary blog written to distract the blogger’s mind from the paranoia of examinations “

Deterministic Eqn :
Exam + Blog = Exablog.

Oh well!!Finally I get to write a post in the new year(i mean in this blog of mine ๐Ÿ˜ฎ … already started blogging on the dark-side)

The other day,IV went like ….

“What happened to ur blogging thing man ? Its like abbulu went into hibernation or something”.

So here i am dude !
Pls dont intrude
While I sit
and Brood!!

Me really clueless regarding what to do about the mid-sems ….esp. paranoid about Prof.PRK’s Comm. Networks.

The only I can hope for some sorta salvation is Philosophy …unless good ol’ Dr.Bal decides to get strict.

What else ? Oh yeah …recently discovered that I have been playing Counter Strike quite a lot these days….must say i am no. 1 in IIIT……. but from the last ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

….oh yeah!was mighty confi. that my stupid Felicity-taglines will win the voting routine …but they weren’t good enough ! ๐Ÿ˜ฆ

And …I dont understand why I feel that girls think I am abusing them when I try to strike a conversation ? ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

An episode from the crypt

So everything was going fine ….. the perfect hunky-dory kind of scenario. I never really forsaw that I might be opening the Crypt Master part of my blog for quite some time to come.

Until last night … when I had a couple of dreams ..rather eerie but enigmatic visions.

Dream 1 :

I was an old book-collector.I happened to visit an old dilapidated library in the middle of nowhere .It looked like a puny little hut from the superficial exterior … but was like a colossal castle of sorts when I entered. After walking for KMs …I came across a spooky-book about Gargoyles .I bought it (it filled in me a sense of deja vu’ ).

It did contain a no-way-modicum collection of silhouettes of Gargoyles….and then I found him ..the master of all .. Goliath they called him ..felt it was me in a prev. birth L ( !!!! ) ……and then I disappeared ..n then standing before me was the librarian !! He wasn’t human ..more like a carving on stone …more like a gargoyle.. more like a..oh no!!! Goliath!!I stood there brandishing a claymore (a double-edged sword) ..for an eternal battle …with the demons of my unforgettable past ?!?! ….a battle I know will result in my final doom :-X

Interval :

I woke up with a start …gave a clout in the air …looked at the Rudraksh I wore and said :”It was a dream bobs ..only a dream!!”I went to sleep again …. (time 1:40 AM)

Dream 2 :

I was myself ..u know good ol’ abbulu et al ๐Ÿ™‚ ……. I was on a road…Community Hall Road,S.R.Nagar be precise (my residential locality)

But there was not a soul on the streets…obviously ‘coz they were sleeping.It was dark was raining .But I wasn’t getting drenched..u see ‘coz the rain was regurgitating upwards just before coming into contact with me !?!? :O Then I saw him .. who was he?? He was an ol’ man …bald-heDed ,pale,a white morbid complexion….if there ever was an entity for substantially describing an acronym for “sordid”..he was standing there…

“Hello sir!U waiting for someone ?”

“Perhaps not …or perhaps for u childโ€ฆfor I saw in you or rather Crypt-Master (as u call your-angry-self) those spasms of bitterness that are in me !!”

“So why r u…sad?” “I led a rebellion … but He won!”

“Who is he ? ” “The one u always believed in ….” “I am sorry ,sir..but I ..I am unable to comprehend ur words ๐Ÿ˜ฆ !”

“Sir! If I may ask…who r u ? ”

Lucifer !!”

The End :

I shuddered and woke up.The time was 4:00AM ……. for those who are innocent enough not to know ..Lucifer was the real name of the Devil before he fell into eternal damnation!!

Rap of the day :

โ€œIf so thinks Lucifer .
That I understand,
That I can decipher
The visionary situation
His indirect prophecies
With a feeling of obligation ..
I can only tell him โ€ฆ
โ€œNot interested in ur salvation !โ€
โ€˜Coz though I am a crypt-dude
I โ€˜m filled with trepidation โ€ฆ
In selling u my soul ..
And fallinโ€™ in eternal damnation !!โ€

— Crypt Master