The Sambhar of 69

I had my first real rupees,
stole it from my father’s pants.
went to the FF mess,
to eat the sambhar of 69.
Me and some kadke dost,

had it all and we caught bukhaar,
Lilli puked, BK got ulcers,
and Koms ne maari dakar.

Oh when I went back there now,
the food was as stale as ever,
and though it was 2009,
still the sambhar was being served over there,

that was the worst food of my life.

Therez no use in ranting,
when you got no other place to eat,
rushed in the evening to the doctors clinic, but he too was at the toilet seat…… yeah

standing there waiting outside,
Guys told me I will wait forever,
oh and when I held my breath,
I knew that I had to use that loo there
That was the worst food of my life.

That is the sambhar of 69.

Man I was getting screwed,
I was loaded and restless,
I needed to unwind,
I guess nothing can wait forever – FOREVER… NO!!!!

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ps : A whole new avatar : “THE SPOOF MASTER” is finally unleashed 😉