The Poetry-writing algo :
There’s a nice gentleman who trapped me in a highly stupid discussion about poetry.So here goes :
Him : So u write poetry ,huh ? :O
Me : Yes sir! Just some stupid grammatically misplaced attempts .
Him : Aha! What did u say , my dear boy ? Grammatical eh ! So are u gud at grammar ?
Me : No I didnt say that ! (Wtf ?? What made him think the opposite ? )
Him : Anyway , what’s grammar gotto do with poetry ?
Me : I am sorry … I didnt get you sir 😦
Him : Simple !
1)write one line in English ..hmm..say ..
“He walks slowly “
2)kill the grammar in the sentence
3)Make a post mortem …
and VOILA! U have poetry so it becomes …
“Slowly slowly does he walk ” 😉
(there u have it … a grammarian’s algo on writing poetry ..so go ahead ..its soo easy 🙂 )
[Of course that doesn’t mean this poetry thing loses its real value.Jokes apart, in my personal opinion, its an unparalleled divinity 😀 ]
The St.Francis connection :
A cousin studying at St.Francis always makes a point to write the following words on her table during the lectures :
“ … In loving memory of all those who achieved martyrdom by sitting through this lecture ! ” 😉
The bohemian par excellence :
What do u call a fellow :
1)whom girls treat as one of their own kind ?
2)who putatively never watched porn ?
Simple! Refer to the “Three to Tango” concept. 😀
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