Okay ! Three months ago when I went home via an MMTS (local train service)I had to face the hijra horde from the nether world.(I dont want to speak about it now 😦 )
Three days ago I decided to go home because ..hmm..err..what the ?? do i need a reason to go home ? Some stupid urge forced me to go the MMTS way .
There was this beeeeeeeeeg 7 footer chap (yeah! You read it right ..he was tall .. i am sure he’s 7′ ) who sat opposite to yours truly.Okay so far so good …
The thing is good ol’ abbulugadu has one physical weak link in his otherwise macho invincibility (ahem!ahem!ahem!) He’s got backward motion sickness.(There!Now its public!All ye villain-characters!Dont take advantage! 😛 ) Unfortunately me was sitting on the seat opposite to the direction of motion of the train 😦
So I tell the gentleman my problem and ask him to swap seats.He goes like
” NO!My wish”
“Sir! Pleeees …”
“No!My wish!”
“Okay ! At least i will sit next to you n you can put your bag in the place I am sitting now”
“No!My wish!”
pondering thought : does the jabroni from the yuckiest of MCH garbage dumps know only that phrase in English ?!?!?!?!?
Okay ! I give up , deciding to fight my volcanic nausea , by myself.Then that fellow,(who out of nowhere took out a samosa and started stuffing it into himself) drops his samosa on himself.And by all the jabronis in the twin cities! starts abusing me !!!! Why? Because according to him I disturbed him by making faces katte !!
“Sir! What the f*** are u talking about?”
“Wait! F***? What is f**k”
“Sir! U dont know what f*** means?”
“No you useless fellow must explain”
pondering thought :Oh boy!He didn’t know the meaning of f*** and there were college girls sitting a few feet away giggling at my a**-fired misfortune!
“Sir! I dont know”
“Aha!I knew it.What do useless fellows like you know.Using stuff from Eng. movies because u find it fashionable, huh? “
pondering thought : What the f***(yeah ! again!!any problems??) He looked like the baap of 10 fully blown kids and was acting like the word’s from some other planet.
“Sir! Sorry!”
“Whaaat ?? U dirty fellow!! Do u know what sorry means? “
He almost grabbed my shirt.By then luckily his station came and he got out shouting, ,”Next time I see you in MMTS , I am going to beat the hell out of you,you you useless fellow”
Maaaaaan! MMTS and abbulu dont go together, do they ?
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Verse of the day
Well!Its just pure ill luck
That I said “What the f**k” 😛
But come what may
There shall be another MMTS day
-abbulugadu
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ps : Okay! This is a real life incident! Dont laugh at my misadventures though I know they happen relatively more to me.
ps1 : 7 placed in ECE 2K3.20 more to go (including me)
ps2 : If u missed Krrish,dont care about yourself and dont know Hindi, simple! Watch Sainikudu 😛
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What is the use of that gymming .. what is the use of running .. when u r as timid as a pussy mentally 😛
Tcch tcch u still have a long way to go before u actually become macho 😀
@ halley :
You don’t use strength for every small thing.He didn’t lay his hand on me you know , so tolerance solves problems sometimes 🙂
ha ha …funny post abbulu !!
once again a honour 😛