The post with the ORKUTian fortunes

All the orkut “fortunes” are pusshing me to an infinitely addled state of scizhoprenia.Not becasue they are coming true but they are proving to be an exact anti- thesis boleto opposite is happening.Well most of them these days go like

>> **Today u will receive pleasant news via mail**

Result :  I got a mail from an unknown jack_ass (who incidentally has an ID that read jack_ripper@gmail.com )  The mail contained the yuckiest strata of abuses that I ever came across :O Hmm …must be an infinitely frustrated fella who wanted to random-mail his filthy vocal chords into the public domain.And by the Devil’s grace,he found stupid ol’ me 😦

>> ** U will have recovered something that you lost long ago**

Result :  The traffic police man caught me on the bike.And when I flash out a card thinking it was my license ,I  found a IIIT medical insurance card and that too the one I took in my first year (2003)   (Didnt see it for the past three and a half years ..talk about unwanted appearances!) The traffic guy who oh-so-coincidentially was in a foul mood (the hot Sun , I suppose! ) deicided that I was a tapori trying to make fun of him (and his moustache,and his belly,and the fact that he was stinking like Stinker in the “He-man cartoon”!) I end up shelling out a substantial amount after listening to a “Sermon at the traffic lights”

>> ** Today you will have a cool state of mind **

Result : I get a sun stroke.An hour later,  fall down the stairs and get a bump on my head (like that long red protrusion  that comes out of the head in cartoon shows) As if that wasn’t enough,  there was a power cut in the house which made the internal and external injuries more unbearable! So much for a cool state !

CONCLUSION :  For me , the orkut fortunes (esp. when they sound good) are lethal and dangerous!

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Verse of the day :

I mean come on,

I was already leaving after all

When I received … 

That big fake fortune call

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Quote of the day :

“If you are going  through hell , keep moving forward”

                                – Winston Churchill

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ps : The heat is getting to my head.

ps1 : Vacated my room. I am trying to shield myself from going senti  over leaving IIIT , by the good riddance funda .

ps2 :  Lil’ do the folks know that good ol’ Halley can be the most irritating fella if he choses to be.

ps3 : Getting a lap-top 😀

ps4 :  For the last two days , I have been talking to the same person for a duration that spanned over 4 hours.Oh no, abbuluga  ! Not again !!! :O    😉

ps5 :  Could someone tell me how many CAFE COFFEE DAYS  actually exist in the twin cities ?

ps6 :  A friend of ours(who was a decent looking girl ) walked upto my pal,AJ and said “I am hot ! Can I have your cap ? “  ….hehe Giga Muatated super LOLs!!!!

ps7 : Anti-flirt boleto  a comedian who claims to be flirting but ends up making the girl wonder why he hates her so much!

ps8 : When I ..oops ! I forgot what to write here!

ps9 : Someone please give me a Time machine ..I wanto go back by one year to the summer of 2006! Oh no! I should n’t be violating ps1 !!

ps10 :  Just ran out of thoughts ..will be back !

ps11 : ….

ps12 : ….

ps13 : Okay I am back!

ps14 : Halley’s just come online!

ps15 : India today  released its list of top colleges.Did IIIT –H make it to top10 ? ?

ps16 : The lords of the blogging fellowship are I guess back in IIIT for a week or so !

ps17 :  ASR and tipo !! I guess we still have some unfinished business! 😉

ps18 : This is the end.