All the orkut “fortunes” are pusshing me to an infinitely addled state of scizhoprenia.Not becasue they are coming true but they are proving to be an exact anti- thesis boleto opposite is happening.Well most of them these days go like
>> **Today u will receive pleasant news via mail**
Result : I got a mail from an unknown jack_ass (who incidentally has an ID that read email@example.com ) The mail contained the yuckiest strata of abuses that I ever came across :O Hmm …must be an infinitely frustrated fella who wanted to random-mail his filthy vocal chords into the public domain.And by the Devil’s grace,he found stupid ol’ me 😦
>> ** U will have recovered something that you lost long ago**
Result : The traffic police man caught me on the bike.And when I flash out a card thinking it was my license ,I found a IIIT medical insurance card and that too the one I took in my first year (2003) (Didnt see it for the past three and a half years ..talk about unwanted appearances!) The traffic guy who oh-so-coincidentially was in a foul mood (the hot Sun , I suppose! ) deicided that I was a tapori trying to make fun of him (and his moustache,and his belly,and the fact that he was stinking like Stinker in the “He-man cartoon”!) I end up shelling out a substantial amount after listening to a “Sermon at the traffic lights”
>> ** Today you will have a cool state of mind **
Result : I get a sun stroke.An hour later, fall down the stairs and get a bump on my head (like that long red protrusion that comes out of the head in cartoon shows) As if that wasn’t enough, there was a power cut in the house which made the internal and external injuries more unbearable! So much for a cool state !
CONCLUSION : For me , the orkut fortunes (esp. when they sound good) are lethal and dangerous!
Verse of the day :
I mean come on,
I was already leaving after all
When I received …
That big fake fortune call
Quote of the day :
“If you are going through hell , keep moving forward”
– Winston Churchill
ps : The heat is getting to my head.
ps1 : Vacated my room. I am trying to shield myself from going senti over leaving IIIT , by the good riddance funda .
ps2 : Lil’ do the folks know that good ol’ Halley can be the most irritating fella if he choses to be.
ps3 : Getting a lap-top 😀
ps4 : For the last two days , I have been talking to the same person for a duration that spanned over 4 hours.Oh no, abbuluga ! Not again !!! :O 😉
ps5 : Could someone tell me how many CAFE COFFEE DAYS actually exist in the twin cities ?
ps6 : A friend of ours(who was a decent looking girl ) walked upto my pal,AJ and said “I am hot ! Can I have your cap ? “ ….hehe Giga Muatated super LOLs!!!!
ps7 : Anti-flirt boleto a comedian who claims to be flirting but ends up making the girl wonder why he hates her so much!
ps8 : When I ..oops ! I forgot what to write here!
ps9 : Someone please give me a Time machine ..I wanto go back by one year to the summer of 2006! Oh no! I should n’t be violating ps1 !!
ps10 : Just ran out of thoughts ..will be back !
ps11 : ….
ps12 : ….
ps13 : Okay I am back!
ps14 : Halley’s just come online!
ps15 : India today released its list of top colleges.Did IIIT –H make it to top10 ? ?
ps16 : The lords of the blogging fellowship are I guess back in IIIT for a week or so !
ps17 : ASR and tipo !! I guess we still have some unfinished business! 😉
ps18 : This is the end.