Ladies and Gentlemen Part-2

And now, at the risk of being once again lambasted mercilessly by  fundamentalist organizations …

4 categories of girls from among those who are involved with the opposite sex:

DESPO/ THARKI

• After men on constant basis
• Visible trait= paunch, fat bottom, thunder thighs and elephant hips

• In places like IIIT-H or IIM-C they get more bhaav (attention !!) owing to scarcity of ladies
• Will roam around and get ditched by arbitrary boys
• Nova‘s (refer to previous post)  last and most default choice
• *subjective* Most of the non-beautiful Indian girls are either despo or asexual

PLAY -SAFER

• Generally has crushes
• But prefers to stay friends
• Perhaps capable of love, but willtaek light  if baap/bhayya (Dad/bro) comes to know or if an arranged marriage full-paisa rishta comes along
• Lies a lot
• Prefers going out for lunches than dinners
• *subjective* Most of the non-ugly Indian girls are play-safers

MAN EATER

• Analogous to Nova (refer to previous post)
• If a Nova and Man-eater clash, even the mighty Nova gets f**ked
• Is strikingly attractive
• Also known in some circumstances as ‘gold digger’, ‘bitch’, etc.,
• Can make any man fida
• Can anytime say “ta ta”
• All man-eaters are play safers but all play-safers are not man-eaters
• Only an intelligent person can distinguish between an angel and a man-eater
• Expected time of relationship = <Least Count error in measuring instrument>

ANGEL

Regret to say not much information available about this rare species

Rumours say they are found  in fairy tales,  adolescent boys’ dreams and Black’n’White movies.

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ps: I respect the ladies. But, Lawsuits shall not be entertained 😛 😀