And now, at the risk of being once again lambasted mercilessly by fundamentalist organizations …
4 categories of girls from among those who are involved with the opposite sex:
DESPO/ THARKI
- After men on constant basis
- Visible trait= paunch, fat bottom, thunder thighs and elephant hips
- In places like IIIT-H or IIM-C they get more bhaav (attention !!) owing to scarcity of ladies
- Will roam around and get ditched by arbitrary boys
- Nova‘s (refer to previous post) last and most default choice
- *subjective* Most of the non-beautiful Indian girls are either despo or asexual
PLAY -SAFER
- Generally has crushes
- But prefers to stay friends
- Perhaps capable of love, but willtaek light if baap/bhayya (Dad/bro) comes to know or if an arranged marriage full-paisa rishta comes along
- Lies a lot
- Prefers going out for lunches than dinners
- *subjective* Most of the non-ugly Indian girls are play-safers
MAN EATER
- Analogous to Nova (refer to previous post)
- If a Nova and Man-eater clash, even the mighty Nova gets f**ked
- Is strikingly attractive
- Also known in some circumstances as ‘gold digger’, ‘bitch’, etc.,
- Can make any man fida
- Can anytime say “ta ta”
- All man-eaters are play safers but all play-safers are not man-eaters
- Only an intelligent person can distinguish between an angel and a man-eater
- Expected time of relationship = <Least Count error in measuring instrument>
ANGEL
Regret to say not much information available about this rare species
Rumours say they are found in fairy tales, adolescent boys’ dreams and Black’n’White movies.
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ps: I respect the ladies. But, Lawsuits shall not be entertained 😛 😀
I hope nobody kicks you for *subjective* thoughts 😀
Why is that angel naked ?
@ “Expected time of relationship = ”
lol
@ kulbir: lets hope so
@ rob: it looked artistic 😉 so arbitly put it .no specific reason
I’m tempted to write a guest post on your blog. What say ?
no category for man-haters ??
@ anonea:
and this is … ?
@ sukesh:
anyone of them can hate men …
(if u want specifc category the man eater generally includes this one too 🙂 )
!!!! so u actually think there can be guy who can be of the comitted type, no gils , eh? !!!!
Can u say that in english ? Lol !!! Why should a guy have GILLS ?? Fish have that 😛
Love , gals and booze … lately you have been writing bout only these three …
with the gals leading with maximum posts on …
is it because ……. ?? or ……
its because …
these topics are popular 🙂 and I since the last 1 year have been playing to the audience
lol ..
lol @ Man Eater’s section! 😀
ten times ten is a hundred
@ ghost
What the heck ? You are no dude! You are a nova 😛
@ obelix :
flame i dont mind
make senseless comments i shall delete
@ joka dhoka:
Random comment 😐
Since you have been courteous enough to highlight the “Defects” of boys before you started the girls’ analysis ,
you are acquited from the feminist ire
Ты посмотри сколько халявщиков сразу!!! :)))