CAUTION: The following concoction is to be used only in the worst case condition when you are working, under the reporting boss’ scanning eye and yet, are overwhelmed by a ridiculously overpowering state of drowsiness (due to a heavy lunch, late nighter the previous evening, etc.,)
THE CONCOCTION:
Ingredients: Hot water, sugar, salt, Ginger Tea packet
Procedure:
- Put the tea packet in the hot water. So you have your standard milkless tea ready which by itself is a powerful stimulant. Now for a devilish improvisation …
- Add a tea spoon of sugar (just to convince yourself that you are pampering yourself)
- Add 2 tea spoons of salt (the twist in the story!)
…
It will work! Apart from stimulating your nervous system, it brings in an amazingly frustrating/annoying feeling that makes you forget sleep …
Duration of effective sleep-fighting state: ~15 hours / 60 ml cup of sleep-fighter!
Side effects: You might get so frustrated by the taste that you might want to punch th girl sitting next to you !!!
Bandar kya jane adrak ka swaad
Nooooo please !!!
Not another sweet-salted puking potion …
Salt and sugar are NOT supposed to be mixed !
yuck !!!!
Drink more and u might need to shift your work station closer to the rest room, so that u don’t have to travel further whenever u feel nauseated due to the concoction u just had