Okay ! That title is just a steal from Rammstein’s Engel
How many of you would believe in astrology or fore casting or sooth sayers ? Well ! The author doesn’t want to hear an answer. If you are an Indian 20-something , you would effortlessly call it all crap . But yet would be conveniently part of a social system that makes things like future-seeing, et al a distinct part of social transactional decisions such as marriage, career etc.
This thing … astrology! It might be a case of the stars and their positions. It might actually be a viable science. But then how do the stars determine the future! Even if its true, even if sages of epic Indian myths could forsee the future, I am pretty sure that such a prophecy making science is n’t mastered by the average jyotish / soothsayer who sits in say Chandana brothers in Hyderabad, or the guy who sits wearing a stinking century old lungi in Old City with a bloody parrot which picks up cards.
Okay so much for my defensive act. Now the real deal !!! According to my life-chart, 2010 is supposedly the darkest year of the author’s life so far. The year that my mother has been dreading since the last 3 years. All this stems from a certain bearded moron who predicted that I would be majorly screwed in 2010. Now I would say “What amazingly ridiculous mother-f***in monkey crap”
But imagine a person being regularly subjected to the complete weight of the constantly badgering encores of the prophecy that predicts one’s doom! Can’t help but think of being careful !
Anyway Hello 2010! I am really sorry about all these future-seeing mumbo jumbo that try to insult the hands of fate by making it all sound so predictable . But in case the bull shit is true … duh !er !hum ! ..well ! Bring it on bitch! Daddy’s waiting 😛