Of an old post,deja vu,a core and a fortress

Hahaha ..check this out.

Abbulu’s mundane yet cult post I seriously dont know whats with this post.Its been 11 months since I wrote it.No one really cared about it then but now, I am getting maximum number of hits everyday for the post since the last one month.Hehe ..guess some arbitrary blog-browser found it interesting and is spreading the message across the globe.Aha! Unknowingly,my stupid post is becoming a cult post 😀

Anyway, watched the movies , Deja Vu and Core yesterday (the day I wrote my last exam in IIIT ..err..I hope 😐 ).

Deja Vu is okayishly good. But Denzel Washington s)imply rocks .Watch the movie , its worth watching once.There was a time when Val Kilmer was an elite actor(he played Batman in Batman Returns, got to do the raunchy scenes with Nicole Kidman, the lucky b**** ) But these days he’s doing nothing more than playing second fiddle.Of course,with Washington in the front seat,guess he has no other choice 🙂

Core is also a nice time pass fare.If you are inclined towards physics,you will see the movie and enjoy it.If you are not exactly a lover of physics ( Eg: me :p ) , you will still enjoy it , provided you fast-forward it and finish off the movie within half-an-hour. 😉

Anyway Core remined me of Jules verne’s Journey to the center of the Earth.And strangely, I couldn’t help but imagine Halley, Erra Balu , Item Raja and myself as the team that went to the Earth’s core to save the world ..tch tch !!

Digital Fortress : Reading this book reminded me of Prof.Venkiah’s Cryptography lectures.I wonder how Mr.Dan Brown,the book’s author,musters up the patience and tolerance levels to actually reasearch so much on everything he writes. Hahaha..even great people are sooo jobless (Hurray! Halley rocks 😀 )

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ps : Using an Aspirin every night.Unable to sleep otherwise .Something is eating up my head !! 😦

ps1 :Will play football today, after two whole months.I hope it rains while we play.

ps2 : Watching the video of the English version of Shaka laka baby (from Bombay Dreams).Honestly, its one heavy load of non-surreal bull shit !! (Devansh must be ROFLing at this phrase-usage 🙂 )

ps3 : The legendary abbulugadu’s hit list (abbaa …chaaaaa! ) is back to haunt IIIT.Two are already down.Some more to go ..muhahaha !!

ps4 :Previously watched the Ice-age video which has some arbit Rammstein song playing in the background.I feel really weird and stupid now!!

ps5 : Anyway plan to watch the movie City of Angels right now and go all senti …

ps6 : This is not ps no. (77*34 – 76*33 -17*5 + 5*5 – 50)

ps7 : If you actually made that calculation , you are one bored entity

ps8 : Still to post the IIM-C gd/interview post.

ps9 : This is the end.

This the arbitraries the posts

Partial Insomnia , a catch phrase I used to use so many times.And its coming back I guess.Got up at 4 .Couldn’t sleep any more.That was what was happening most of the times in the last 6 years … but that is another story.x-x-xx-x-x-x-x

So I got my sweater, my skull cap , shoes and went out to run.Run I did,but why in the name of an arbit jabroni’s brainless bheja did I start thinking ? You see the problem with that is that when I start to think while running , I keep going and going.By the time I am out of thoughts I am out of energy too 😦 and can run no more.

Thats what happened today.At around 6:30 AM I found myself at Tank Bund !!! (my house is at S.R.Nagar which is around 6-7 KM away)And I had no taakat left to walk another foot.Maaan! Curse my uninfected foot! Hmmm …. the grassy place near Eat Street reminds me of something intense 😉 That is yet another story …

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Tank Bund ? Basically the byaaaaaaadest thing about Tank Bund is the side of necklace Road that is opposite Eat street . Euphemistically speaking , there’s lots of S-H-I-T there.

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There are (to the best of my knowledge) only three Mitsubishi Cedia s in the whole state right now.And by some forlorn miracle , pedananna garu (read dad’s elder bro/ uncle) owns one . Boy! The Cedia experience was gooood esp. when u r sitting one that has the original sports engine used in rallies 🙂 Would have loved to drive it , but guess the car’s too precious , know what I mean right :p There was a time when i drove dad’s car. But that is another story …

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Can’t wait for the PDP classes at TIME, to start .Then mazaa will come! Gotto go to classes everyday! I just hope the petrol prices don’t rise till I finish my GD/PI programme 😦

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Eminem is the rap-dada .If you are verry angry,verry frustoo,verrry much into the “fuck-the-system-fuck-the-world-mood” (a temporary state of high BP for youngsters), listen to Eminem and u will know u r not alone.

Iron Maiden is well like the super saiyan breed of rock .Hmmmm … Soooper Saiyannnn ..Iron Maidennnnn …ya I guess an alliteration can be contrived out of it!

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But there’s a problem ! After 5 years of listening to Rock, everything sounds the same !! Is my interest dwindling ? Or maybe its an indication to promote myself to something more than listening to rock.

Okay then.How about learning the guitar ? The only thing is I dont want to put as much effort into learning guitar as I put into either EAMCET or C-programming!

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Ammamma (read Granma) getting hot hot pooris 🙂 Basically this post was aimed to distract my mind from triggering the excessive-mouth-watering process , while I wait for the pooris.

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Well! This is what yaappens when the halley brand of arbit/sollu/BC posts go yo-yo ! Of course nothing like the halley brand of BC though .Happy jobless ,BC fied, birth-yesterday halley 😀

Where from …

“Aeons ago there had been this very well written piece of poetry that I lost …”

It was authored by a friend of mine I had known since childhood.As time passed I lost that piece of paper 😦 I hardly remember what was written.Then in the morning it happened that piece of paper came back, though only mentally! I close my eyes and see every part of it now! I dont have that paper, but I see every word in it !

Even when I had that paper , I could hardly recite it without looking at it.But now,I dont have the paper,never found it!! But still its contents come back to my mind :O Is such a thing possible ????

What exactly is this phenomenon ?!?! A piece of poetryI never crammed,a piece of poetry I hardly remebered the title of, a piece of poetry I thought I forgot for ever , comes back in such a placid way that I can literally close my eyes now and recite it as it is…sorry..was….hmm ..on second thoughts … is!!

“Aeons ago there had been this very well written piece of poetry that I lost and from within my own self , found again…”

-abbulugadu

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ps :  Wish you folks a merry Christmas and a yappy New year 😀

The tiny huge twists in life

Well! There are always things that happen in one’s life that seem to be of zilch value but the butterfly effect of them is catastrophic(oh no! why the f*** is this theory coming to my head so many times)

The Ramaiah and Megastudy circle connection :

There are these two big time IIT-entrance coaching institutes in Hyderabad which grind the students big time, sterilise them,de-corrupt them,solder them, push them, enlighten them, preach them , teach them et al  and manage to get a lot of them into the IITs.

Okay so where do I come in ?  I told my dad before the Ramaiah entrance (yeah!an entrance for that too) “If i dont get into this I will forget the IIT dream” Obviously I didnt get in 😦 Then dad said , “Hey!You might get into Megatudy circle!”  I was quite optimistic about that one.Sure enough , get record-breaking , path-breaking , bheja-breaking  scores in maths n chemistry but screwed up in physics and those authority guys had to put sectional cut-offs! Blast! So then , I land up in Gowtham college,S.R.Nagar in IIT coaching batch (dad persuading me, my interest in IIT then= -ve infinity)

The IIT to EAMCET to IIIT ian landing  :

Note Point  : The person I am talking about has been my mentor  and guide who is directly & indirectly responsible for my decent ranks in EAMCET & AIEEE.The following incident is highlighted only in good jest. 😀

Five years ago , in my +1/Intermediate 1st year , there was this mathematics lecturer Mr.V.V.S.S.Srinivas (I think there’s one more S in the name,but I dont remember) who told me face-on ,

“Em panikosthavu ra nuvvu IIT ki , nee bonda paniki vasthaavu ra , ekku cheyyaku class lo , BURRA PAGILIPODDI ..” (Translation : You are not fit for IIT , dont do your monkey antics  in IIT  coaching class , otherwise your brain will break …  )  So the next day, I shifted to EAMCET-coaching class citing the reason in rhyme-model

I am running away in pain

And  with all possible disdain 

Scared that he will break my brain

If he saw me again! 😦

So i prepared for EAMCET what with ceremonoiusly cramming all sorts of formulae,short-cut formulae corresponding to original formulae,short-cut methods to remember the short-cut formulae to the original formulae,short-cuts to remember the short-cuts to the  …oh God! I hope you got it!?!?!? That actually proved very useful for the AIEEE paper in 2K3 where speed was an effective criterion. I didnt knowwhat IIIT was until 2 days before I decided to join it 🙂

Yeah! Btw I didnt even write IIT screening . At least saved myself the humiliation of  putting a mongoose face before certain characters who think that writing IIT screening is a matter of prestige !

Network(s) Delay :

Dropped a flexi-core course  called Communication Networks last year because I was scared of probability.So had to compulsarily do it this sem (being my final sem)Now I am facing the music,would surely have had a better grade had I not dropped it last year.If I get any grade better than B- in this course ,  Chandramouli and IV will  give an on-stage classical dance performance !! 😛

According to the grape-vine ,the course was made “core ” from “flexi-core” because I was the only student who dared to do such a thing as drop it.So guess the management didn’t want  gullible future  generations of IIITian-ECE to follow the example of the pioneer !

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Quote(s) of the day

“Burra pagilipoddi ….”  (your brains’s gonna break)

“Nee bonda kooda paniki raadu ..”  (even your hole won’t be any use )

“Bonda Sacchinoda … ” ( hole-dead fellow .. )

-V.V.S.S.Srinivas the maths lecturer

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ps : Next post on  “abbulu the IPS officer”

ps1  : next next post about a bike ride at 5 AM in the morning !

ps2 : A fortnight ago,I made two promises and they are fulfilled 😉

One more MMTS (mis)adventure

Okay ! Three months ago when I went home via an MMTS (local train service)I had to face the hijra horde from the nether world.(I dont want to speak about it now 😦 )

Three days ago I decided to go home because ..hmm..err..what the ?? do i need a reason to go home ? Some stupid urge forced me to go the MMTS way .

There was this beeeeeeeeeg 7 footer chap (yeah! You read it right ..he was tall .. i am sure he’s 7′ ) who sat opposite  to yours truly.Okay so far so good …

The thing is good ol’ abbulugadu has one physical weak link in his otherwise macho invincibility (ahem!ahem!ahem!) He’s got backward motion sickness.(There!Now its public!All ye villain-characters!Dont take advantage! 😛 ) Unfortunately me was sitting on the seat opposite to the  direction of motion of the train 😦

So I tell the gentleman my problem and ask him to swap seats.He goes like

” NO!My wish”

“Sir! Pleeees …”

“No!My wish!”

“Okay ! At least i will sit next to you n you can put your bag in the place I am sitting now” 

“No!My wish!”

pondering thought  :  does the jabroni from the yuckiest of MCH garbage dumps know only that phrase in English ?!?!?!?!?

Okay ! I give up , deciding to fight my volcanic nausea , by myself.Then that fellow,(who out of nowhere took out a samosa and started stuffing it into himself) drops his samosa on himself.And by  all the jabronis in the twin cities! starts abusing me !!!! Why? Because according to him I disturbed him by making faces katte !!

“Sir! What the f*** are u talking about?”

“Wait! F***? What is f**k”

“Sir! U dont know what f*** means?”

“No you useless fellow must explain”

pondering thought :Oh boy!He didn’t know the meaning of f*** and there were college girls sitting a few feet away giggling at my a**-fired misfortune!

“Sir! I dont know”

“Aha!I knew it.What do useless fellows like you know.Using stuff from Eng. movies because u find it fashionable, huh? “

pondering thought : What the f***(yeah ! again!!any problems??)  He looked like the baap  of 10 fully blown kids and was acting like the word’s from some other planet.

“Sir! Sorry!”

“Whaaat ?? U dirty fellow!! Do u know what sorry means? “

He almost grabbed my shirt.By then luckily his station came and he got out shouting, ,”Next time I see you in MMTS , I am going to beat the hell out of you,you you useless fellow”

Maaaaaan! MMTS and abbulu dont go together, do they ?

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Verse of the day 

Well!Its just pure ill luck

That I said “What the  f**k”  😛

But come what may

There shall be another MMTS day 

-abbulugadu

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ps :  Okay! This is a real life incident! Dont laugh at my misadventures though I know they happen relatively more to me.

ps1 :  7 placed in ECE 2K3.20 more to go (including me)

ps2 : If u missed Krrish,dont care about yourself and dont know Hindi, simple! Watch Sainikudu 😛

At home , gathering rust ;yet nothing beats home

It good to be at home eating “ghar ka khaana” (though I am actually suffering from a bout of anorexia right now)

But It just occured to this mind of mine that as long as I stay at coll. I crave to go back home.After a few days at home and spending quality time with my folks , I crave to go back to coll. Notice the paradox ?? Guess its a mind’s incessant longing for variance.

Ammamma makes AWEsome pooris.They are the inspiration behind me staying at home.The other dishes granma makes are very good too.But the pooris are cut above the rest.Wouldn’t be an understatement if I say that they transport my soul to Jannat/Svarg/Valhalla 😀

Watched spider man 2 the other day(or rather night) in HBO for the umpteenth time.Must say that I really like the train scene and also the movie’s climax 🙂

Catching up and Hanging out with old school pals is fun. Its fun recollecting the good old days of innocence .. (was I innocent back then ?!?!?!?!?! Only HE remembers) But certainly , the guys n gals are mighty pleased that I became a lesser angry man.Guess destiny had it that way all along ,huh ?

Haven’t been to the gym like say , hmm ..OMG!!8 days ! But the ray of hope lies in the  relevation that I can survive even without the gym. Besides,I am hardly running.Guess this anorexic phase is keeping my belly  from getting into a convex shape.

YM-fying all close pals almost everyday 😀 Must say chalked out several plans of contriving some electrifying (love this word) fun (**** me snickering like the Crpyt Master of old ****) once coll. reopens. 😀

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ps : Bunked my first CAT class today in 2 weeks,to avoid burn-out.But its only an exercise-class,so guess it isn’t that big a gambit.

ps1 : Looking forward to coming back to IIIT 🙂

Jaane kya hoga baba re …

Mocks nahin bey ..poora mockery :

BK deserves to be a saint .Thats ‘coz he speaks perfectly ethical , supposed to-be-logical things.For instance the direct proportionality between hard work n results.But unfortunately in my case they are more of hypothetical. 😦

My performance in the mocks is sorta like this

..well at least the bright side is ..hmm..err… still trying to think of one 🙂

The beat about the meet :

Why am i sooo worried

’bout the sports meet

Gr’s not gonna take part

n EB’s not gonna fart

So y will my chances deplete ?

Just keep running my dear abbulu

Every where ..including honolulu 😉

Since u chose to become the running man

N r planning to learn a karate-dan

None’s gonna screw up ur plan 😀

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Okay felt nice after that poem..sorta pepped up.

By the way that karate dan phrase was alluding to the “genuinely-interested-in-karate” mail from Mr.Rahul Sarika.Hope that guy really means it and doesn’t leave this karate promoting process 🙂 (Martial arts Good for strength I guess ..so might be indirectly useful for sports meet)
The BTP (giving me BP) :

Why does JS pester me sooo much to do the BTP when I have other things to do ? She knows that I have other things to do.Its not like JS gets actively involved in the work anyway.

Undoubtedly ranking among the most biased,hypocritic , dapper-only kinda characters in IIIT ian land.

Poor AG’s stuck with his intern thing.I am stuck with mocks,all sorts of novel crap and complete mental cum emotional perplexities in a not-so-intelligent mind :O

So dont know whats gonna happen to BTP 😦

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ps : nice to know IIIT-H’s in top 10 in at least some of the ratings

ps1 : Enough of SRK-like-characters !! Its pay-back time.

ps2 : Must stay home for a fortnight.

ps3 :The Ger vs Arg match was Electrifying 😀

Just like that …

The CAT angle :

My first AIMCAT's got jabronified beyond the wildest of negative perceptions.So at least now, folks at home needn't live in a dream world.

Phew! Thats a relief.No expectations!No overestimations!No bull shit! I can live my life happily hoping for a nice lil' job in the placements. 🙂 (I hope .. :O )
The good guy factor :

This nice dost( I dont remember his name so he's dost for now) from some other coll. (presumably doing a proj. here ) tells me

"U play futbol and also, U are always running here n there doing ur proj. work ! Good player and also good student ,huh ? "

Arey anna … I play futbol,fine! But I totally saaaaaaak 😦 at the game.So not good at it.

Proj. work ? Oh well! Not exactly good,just average 😀 .U can ask Miss.CSD about it.

Y do i run around in the main building ? Check out the blog's name

However thanks for the admiration.Hope u dont read this post 😉

SnS problem :

S n S used to be like, "Hey baba! Wats up dooD ?Full jolly huh ? "

But now, things are like :

"Sarcastic Cold stares

Evil iron fares

And creepish nightmares "

Well! The only thing I can hope for is :

"Get rid of double-mindedness , man!

I m from no freakish clan …

Finaglin' I can understan

Back-bitin' sux like IIIT's LAN 😉 "

Pakaaa pakaa :

Whole lot of anonymous chaps coming up these days in the blogging world.

Why are they so obsessed with being chickens. 😦

No offence ppl!just wondering!If u think thats ur style and not cowardice …oh well! fine!

AWEsome cartoon :

Courtesy :Today's cartoonscape in "The Hindu"

 

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ps : My present phase in life reminded mom about ANR's movie "Ravanudey Ramudaithey … " (Translation : "If Ravana becomes Rama … " implying "If the devil becomes an angel … " ).See!Even mom deals in pseudo-hyperboles sometimes.

 ps1 : Went to gym with Lilli aka DVL.Kiran in the morning.Feels nice to start rising early again. 

ps2: There are around 3 "SRK-IN-Darr" kinda characters in my life right now. 

ps3: arkey's totally f**ed up. 

ps4: Must rap about reservations!

ps5: Writing more poetry than rap these days.

ps6: Mine is prob. the only non-workin air cooler in OBH 😦

 ps7:Roger that Obelix! Evening futbol rox 

Here I go again

The Poetry-writing algo :

There’s a nice gentleman who trapped me in a highly stupid discussion about poetry.So here goes :

Him : So u write poetry ,huh ? :O

Me : Yes sir! Just some stupid grammatically misplaced attempts .

Him : Aha! What did u say , my dear boy ? Grammatical eh ! So are u gud at grammar ?

Me : No I didnt say that ! (Wtf ?? What made him think the opposite ? )

Him : Anyway , what’s grammar gotto do with poetry ?

Me : I am sorry … I didnt get you sir 😦

Him : Simple !

1)write one line in English ..hmm..say ..

“He walks slowly “

2)kill the grammar in the sentence

3)Make a post mortem …

and VOILA! U have poetry so it becomes …

“Slowly slowly does he walk ” 😉

(there u have it … a grammarian’s algo on writing poetry ..so go ahead ..its soo easy 🙂 )

[Of course that doesn’t mean this poetry thing loses its real value.Jokes apart, in my personal opinion, its an unparalleled divinity  😀 ]

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The St.Francis connection :

A cousin studying at St.Francis always makes a point to write the following words on her table during the lectures :

“ … In loving memory of all those who achieved martyrdom by sitting through this lecture ! ” 😉

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The bohemian par excellence :

What do u call a fellow :

1)whom girls treat as one of their own kind ?

2)who putatively never watched porn ?

Simple! Refer to the “Three to Tango” concept. 😀

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Pic of the day :

Abbulugaadi Q&A

Spawn tagged me(50 questions??Spawn pani paata leda bey) .So here goes :

1. Were you named after anyone?
Oh ! My actual name ya ..its this astro thingy that the name’s supposed to start with H , n mom’s a devotee of Sai Baba 🙂 .About my nicks you can check this out

2. Do you wish on stars?
I do ..when I am in one of those incredibly senti moods

3. When did you last cry?
Nope dont remember 🙂

4. Do you like your handwriting?

The lady being referred to here once said that my hand writing was pretty good 😉

5. What is your favourite meat?
Shark (is that meat ?? btw I never really ate it) 😉

6. What is your most embarrassing CD on your shelf?
Nope nothing’s really embarassing ..I am good at covering

7. If you were another person, would YOU be friends with you?
Obviously YES!! I’d be best friends with myself. (same as Spawn‘s answer)

8. Are you a daredevil?
Ask the people ….. if you smellllllll what abbulugadu is cookin’

9. How do you release anger?

Heard of a nuclear-fusion control system … well there’s only one so far 🙂 me ..at least the good guys dont get hurt

10. Where is your second home?
My Hostel!! I love it.. 😀

11. Do you trust others easily?
Sometines ..the trust thing varies with strangers ..but pals? heard of blind-faith ?

12. What was your favourite toy(s) as a child?
He-Man n the Masters of the Universe he he..what else did u expect ?

13. What class in school/college do you think is totally useless?
Cant think of anything.

14. Do you use sarcasm a lot?
Not as much as Spawn does *** sarcastically *** but goes to galactic proportions when I do … muhahahaha

15. Have you ever been in a mosh pit?
Yes during last felicity’s rock show but I was the only fellow standing.

16. What do you look for in a girl?
Humour,intelligent n must make a chord strike somewhere in that heart of mine. (ai!I am doin’ the romantic ??)

17. Would you bungee jump?

Oh hell yeah !!

18. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off?
Yes.

19. What’s your favourite ice cream?
Butterscotch.

20. What are your favourite colours?
Blue,brown

21. What are your least favourite things?
Macchar n characterless fellows

22. How many people do you have a crush on right now?
It keeps increasing 😉

23. Who do you miss most right now?

Family … (I am in the hostel na ! )

24. What are you listening to right now?
Eminem’s Lose yourself and the “Gala Gala” song from Pokiri

25. If you were a crayon, what colour would you be?
sky blue

26. What is the weather like right now?
windy ..very windy

27. Last person you talked to on the phone?

Lil’ sis

28. The “first” thing you notice about the opposite sex?
I am not n insect ..can see thingS at once.

29. Do you like the person who sent you this?
Spawn ? Good fellow 🙂

30. How are you today?
Feel like doing **dhishum dhishum **

31. Favourite non alcoholic drink?
any fruit juice (healthy habits huh ?)

32. Favourite alcoholic drink?
Read this for the truth

33. Natural hair colour?

Black

34. Eye colour?

Dark Brown

35. Wear contacts?
Nope mine r just strain glasses

36. Siblings?
Younger sister (in 6th standard)

37. Favourite month?

no favs

38. Favourite food?
Home made food n mirchi bajji

39. Favourite day of the year?

no favs

40. Have you ever been too shy to ask someone out?
The question should have been “Have you ever been too shy to tell someone she’s stout ? ” (abey Crypt anna ! Go away please.)

41. Scary movies or happy endings?
If they r sensible both r fine.

42. Summer or winter? bOth

43. Holi or Diwali? both

44. Do you like your name?
Affirmative

45. What book/magazine are you reading?

Asimov’s “Forward The Foundation” and the April issue of Reader’s digest

46. What’s on your mouse pad?
My foot (oh! just noticed that it fell down 🙂 )

47. What did you watch on TV last night?
The last thing I watched on TV was Sarabhai vs Sarabhai last Monday (again this answer tallies with that of the thin fellow)

48. Favourite Smell?
HAR HAR …muhahahaha.

49. Have you ever regretted breaking up with someone?
It should have been “have u ever regretted breaking someone”;) ..muhahaha (oh no!Crypt dude is here again)

50. Most tiresome thing you’ve ever experienced/done?
Waiting in a loooong queue for Mr.(2-12-14) to give mess cards during a lazy,sultry,annoying afternoon(remember the old system at IIIT ?? )

I tag :

1)Kishtigadu

2)Yo-aslan

3)YP

4)Anurag

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ps: BTP viva’s on 15th ..so must gear up for this academic year’s final showdown !!

ps1 : Next post is going to be about a real life almost-gang-war sorta shit-crapped incident

ps2 : Yes ! Must also blog about this insanely bizzare idea of mine ..its called FIGHT CLUB

ps3 : Must rap ..long time since I rapped 🙂