Ladies and Gentlemen! Boys and Girls! Children of all ages! The Ghost Runner and the Stud farm wing of IIM-Calcutta proudly present the match of all matches … ***JOEY*** VS ***BARNEY***
Joey enters the boxing Arena! Background entry music : Akon’s “I wanna f**k you !”
Barney enters the Arena! Background music : John Scatman’s “I am a scat man! “
And the battle begins ….
***Ting! Ting! ***
Ms. S and Ms.M were having break fast. I land up in front of them and ask , Ladies! If I ever ask you to choose between who is more awesome between Joey and Barney!”
Impulsively the girls said “Joey!!!”. Because he is supposedly cuter !
Round 1 winner: Joey
Then I heard some random guy shout from behind me , “When its awesomeness, you look at who is funnier, wittier and yes ! more awesome …”
Round 2 Winner: no contest … only a petition to change the rules of evaluation were given. Fair enough!!!
Anyway … even if it comes to just the “ladies-getting” potential , I have a rough estimate that Barney in 3 seasons got more girls than Joey did in 10 seasons. [Finance company honcho Barney gets more ladies than hot guy Joey! Do I see an imaginary Barney doing “high five” somewhere !!! 😉 ]
Round 3 Winner: (on the basis of a big bank balance and sitcom statistics ) Barney
A certain European girl said … “Joey is Italian !”
Aha! That brings me to another interesting point. Most people seem to love everything Italian because it is supposedly very exotic and/or macho and/or fashionable 😛 ….. Mario Puzo, Pizza, God father, Rocky Balboa, Lasagna, and of course Joey Tribbiani !!!! 😉
Round 4 winner: (on the basis of being an Italian. And also according to some desperate ladies, looking like an Italian porn star) Joey
Barney says things like “Bimbos are mankind’s salvation because they delegate your frustration away without having to create a liability on you “,
While Joey says things like “Hahaha! Yeah ! Duh! Err! Ahem !! hahaha”
Round 5 winner : (on the basis of conquering girls with just one-liners and winning fans with awesome wit & street smartness) Barney
So far its on level, 2 rounds to 2!
And may the battle continue …. 😀