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The “Any Time Abbulu” post

Okay I just happened to realise that the last oh-soo-many posts in my blog are all private posts. So writing a public post now just for the sheer heck of it. 

A.T.P

Stands for “any time pal” .The pal who lends you a  shoulder to cry on (inspite of his brand new shirt getting wet  ), who listens to your problems (no matter how painstakingly boring they are  ),who tries to help you in all ways (inspite of he/she cursing you to infinite proportions inside  )……etc.,

Though still crude (with a lil’ bit of polish) and still barbaric (with a lil’ bit of civilization),I am actually playing the good guy ,friend ,philosopher and guide to many ……err…ahem! super-mutated LOLs ?!?!?!

Should n’t be talking more about this, but this pal  seems to be feeling lighter right now.

Anyway all of you should make it a point to have an A.T.P!!! It helps ..trust me! 😀

A.T.S

Any Time Sollu” (Sollu = B.C)  Service pioneered,promoted and glorified by Halley.Walk into his room anytime , at 5 in the morning , at 5 in the evening,at 11 in the morning,at 9 in the night…he will be there in a perennially static position and ready to do any type  of BC. Thats halley for you …..

A.T.Co

Stands for “Any Time cousin”.Ladies and Gentlemen!Let me intoduce R.K , a cousin of mine 🙂 ,studying  in IIT-Madras.If I have no other frigging work and pals aren’t online, the only thing that I can think of is chat with R.K.

The world actally seems to be an easy place with R.K ‘s enthu-filled talk. Hehe..guess enthusiam in life  is the inherent thing when you are good ol’ abbulugadu’s cousin ..err..did anyone puke??

A.T.Cr 

Stands for AnyTime Criticism .There is this rascal who is my oldest pal in IIIT.And he keeps criticising me first thing in the morning.According to him ,

“First year you were mad,second year you were madder,third year maddest,in fourth year  you became undefined ..”

Seriously speaking ,to me,that sounded like a disguised compliment 😛

A.T.L

Stands for “Any Time Lost” .At the STS class, the lecturer suggested to read a book on Hindutva,  supposed to be a progressive concept.And according to sir,it is not supposed to be a bad thing according to popular perception .

I read half the book already, but am still confused about the real meaning of Hindutva!! Still seems to me like  religious extremism and not a progressive concept. 😦

A.T.Po

“Any Time Poetry” . So here goes …

I confess that I bow

To thee …my pals!!

For the niceties …

I owe you a treat !!

So where shall we meet ? 🙂

Of course ! Perhaps

I wait a little bit longer

To clear all my mischaps

Once bad days stop to monger..

Then surely ..a celebration with claps …  😀

– abbulugadu

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ps :I got tagged! Later Vasan ..later!Btw the questions are the same cliche’ stuff ..why dont you try to make the questions more interesting??

ps1 : ug4 lads( and laddies,if any) are becoming old! People , get up you are supposed to electrify your last month!!

ps2 : Got one more gd-pi on Monday.The budget!!Never thought that the budget would scare me soo much.

ps3:  Happy Holi(to all) and Happy Women’s day too (to the ladies) 😀

ps4 : There’s something queerly wrong with blogospshere these days.

ps5 :  Lots of ol’ friends in life springing out of nowhere these days.

ps6 :  Number of casteists,morons,jackasses et al increasing in life these days.

ps7 : Almost got into a “these days” pattern.

ps8 : Suddenly an urge to fulfill the tagging requirement dawned on me.

ps9 : I will soon create a new tagging chain too with the most bizzare of questions.

ps10 : I left gaming in second year.And the de-addiction lasts till now!! ****abbulu proudly claps****

ps11 : This is the 11th ps

ps12 : What the ______ ? I ran out of steam for ps-es

ps13 : Hmmm.. ..if you  simultaneously love and hate my blog at the same time,raise your hands up in the air !!

ps14 : Cya ..

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The boy and the lake … Episode 2

He looked for a pathway down the cliff to reach that lake.None!! He didnt’ know what to do.

So he took a nearby creeper lying there (from where that came from …he knew not ) and went down the cliff!

He finally went near the river with bruises,cuts and all that was gifted by his descent down the cliff.But voila!

He didnt see the girl anymore it was a pretty beeeeeeeeeeg kappa(read frog) that was making a sound like “baka baka baka” (English translation : croak !croak!croak!) in the middle of the lake!!

“Ahaaa!” said the boy .

He turned towards the sky and said “Thanks God…for letting me know tha I need glasses!!!”

-x- the end -x- 😛

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closing song :

Kappa okati vunnadi

Baka Baka mani annadi ….

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AFTERWORD : I know u want to boil my b*** ! But thats the story 🙂

AFTERWORD 2 : That classifies as an abbulu- jobless- prank on the people.No hard feelings all ye classic romantics 😉

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The boy and the lake … Episode 1

(*** DISCLAIMER : The following story is purely a work of fiction.Any resemblance to real life characters, incidents and places is unintentional and co-incidential *** )
He grew up all his life in the fields , the fields that his father used to own and work.Then his father passed away and he had to live alone with his mother.

He was working as usual in the fields the same fields that his father worked and which he owns.It was getting dark in the hilly region’s lonely village , a small village consisting of around twenty families.Then he saw it …

Over the most distant hill that he could see with his naked eye , he saw a mist ! Fogs and mists are commo-find in those areas.But why did he feel such a strange peculiarity towards this one.NO! He was not only seeing it , he was feeling it! FEEL! ?!?!? Can one actually FEEL a mist ?? He felt he did.

It was getting darkAlmost time to go home , go home to his mother ,to the warm little cottage ,to the hot food waiting for him.But NO! He chose to follow the trail of the mist to see what that strange feeling was …

He ran as fast as his 12-year old legs could carry him .Then he reached a cliff, a cliff which could not be seen from his village.He then looked back.H could see nothing but the mist.Just the pale whiteness in the dark evening.He was sure he was lost,but bent over the cliff and could make out a ..a lake.Everything else was covered by the mist except the lake.The lake was clear , there were lotuses , water lilies et al.It was beautiful.But something even more beautiful was what was in the middle of the lake.It was a woman ..no..a girl ..no ..just the visible face of a girl !!!

She must be someone from above! he thought

But why is she down there ????

……… to be continued 🙂

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Ultimate secret of this blog :

There is something hidden deep in the annals of this blog.(the usage might be wrong,thats okay,my origins are from a small village near Tirupati, so I technically classify as erra bus candidate though none including me will agree to the general usage of that phrase)

Anyway, notice the name of the folder above .ZILCH it says .This is formally the first post under this folder.But believe me , the private saved entries in this folder(so far numbering to about 300,trust me …300) constitute my real diary,my mind,my heart and my soul :O …so chaotic it will make u weep,shout,puke and laugh at the same time (Boy!I actually sounded like Ulyssess in The Iliad though I really doubt whether he would use the word “puke” :P)

If ever you reach the contents,the hidden ones,in case u become a cop and I a gangster, there can literally be a real life face-off on the cards.
The truth about Gary

You think he’s a misfit in IIIT. So did I …

You think He spams a lot! So did I …

You think He says “Ah..hhh..hhha!” whenever he’s confused .So did I …
But let me humbly tell you something.My life in IIIT became better ..well..at least started becoming better because of him.How? You see I was oh-so-scared of the Prof.s because I was never able to give them the human classification.They are too keka (roughly the opposite of vella) Prof.Gary what with his blunders and all … proved me wrong and made me feel like Prof.s are after all, humans too 😀

So thats the reason ! You say , No its not! The actual reason is this ..

Gary was a genius in his hey days.In fact came up wth a break through thesis in the field of networks.Yes people!It was stated to be one of the biggest breakthroughs in the field.Then rumour has it that his pal cheated him out of it 😦 And Gary never recovered from that blow of treachery.

The validity of the relevation? Sometimes truth doesn’t have proof ! 😦

Still more on R-rated crap

In the morning I was talking to halley about all things under the sun .A part of the conversation went like (it refers to his obsessed-with-perversion phase)
halleyji (1/2/2007 11:38:28 AM): are u at home ?
Harish Baba (1/2/2007 11:38:30 AM): yes
halleyji (1/2/2007 11:38:35 AM): aithe rush to the nearest DVD center
halleyji (1/2/2007 11:38:40 AM): and get texas chain saw masscre
halleyji (1/2/2007 11:38:47 AM): vengal rao nagar starting lo
Harish Baba (1/2/2007 11:38:55 AM): :O
halleyji (1/2/2007 11:39:06 AM): just after hungry jacks
halleyji (1/2/2007 11:39:08 AM): plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Harish Baba (1/2/2007 11:39:10 AM): desperate sacchinodivi be nuvvu
halleyji (1/2/2007 11:39:10 AM): plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
halleyji (1/2/2007 11:39:15 AM): yes i am
halleyji (1/2/2007 11:39:16 AM): i am despo
halleyji (1/2/2007 11:39:20 AM): i am frustu
Harish Baba (1/2/2007 11:39:24 AM): psycho despo
halleyji (1/2/2007 11:39:30 AM): pls get that massacre movie for me
halleyji (1/2/2007 11:39:45 AM): choodali raa (i MUST SEE IT)
Harish Baba (1/2/2007 11:39:50 AM): why r u so interested in it ?
Harish Baba (1/2/2007 11:40:04 AM): its a perverse movie
halleyji (1/2/2007 11:40:17 AM): nuvvu cd tevacchu kada (pls get it na)
Harish Baba (1/2/2007 11:41:33 AM): do one thing
Harish Baba (1/2/2007 11:41:55 AM): put ur status as “anybody has texas chain saw massacre”
halleyji (1/2/2007 11:42:25 AM): nuvvu vcd patra (get it,thats it)
halleyji (1/2/2007 11:42:27 AM): inti deggare kada (its near your house na)
halleyji (1/2/2007 11:42:29 AM): enduku OA chesthav (dont do OA)
Harish Baba (1/2/2007 11:42:33 AM): ok sare
halleyji (1/2/2007 11:42:33 AM): manchi shop ra adhi
Harish Baba (1/2/2007 11:42:37 AM): ok ok
halleyji (1/2/2007 11:42:38 AM): get ginger also
halleyji (1/2/2007 11:42:40 AM): :d Inka ask him for “such” movies

Conclusion : Halley’s the nxt Marilyn Manson in the making

Me,myself and HSSMs

By the way did you folks know that after 7 semesters in IIIT, I have a flawless record as far as HSSM grades are concerned . Some abbulu loyalists call abbulu the HSSM king :p Oh forgot to say! abbulu loyalists are just figments of my imagination.

Anyway the real reason why I opened my wordpress login now
There was a friend who said ,“Dont worry too much about the mock results ra …worry avaddu antunnanu … you will make it , just go on dont give up yet “

Rocky Balboa said , “It ain’t about how hard u get hit , its about how hard you can get hit ….. and yet keep moving forward”

Well that friend above probably doesn’t even remember that statement..and Rocky Balboa doesn’t exist.But yeah! I did manage to get a decent CAT score and am going to get calls. (actually my nom de guerre is already there in the IIM-A shortlist 😀 )

To all those CAT aspirants out there,one humble piece of confession cum advice = it doesn’t matter if your mocks go bad, my last 5 TIME mock percentiles were 89,85,88.2,82,70 ! Read it again and again.My actual CAT percentile (99.6) is not the gr8est , but certainly better than my mock performances 😀 So u see folks! Its never over until its over! And Rocky Balboa said ,“You keep moving forward …”

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ps : Will go to GD/PI classes regularly now!

ps1 : Got XAT on Jan7.Plan to go beserk from tomorrow!
ps2 : Still running in the mornings …

ps3 : this is the end … of the beginning !!! 😀